Shopping for someone who has everything except a sense of humor about it? We rounded up our favorite funny, feel good gifts from The Cold Hearted Co., all designed by Allie in Nebraska. Every pick below is something we'd happily wrap for our own people.
Stocking Stuffers Under $20
Small, cheap and guaranteed to get a laugh. Stack a few together for an easy gift bundle.
- Waterproof vinyl stickers ($4): 100+ designs for water bottles, laptops and Kindles. Try I Need a Diet Coke or Tell Your People You Love Them.
- Decorative matchboxes ($5): pair Stay Dirty or Have More Dinner Parties with a candle for an instant hostess gift.
- Koozies ($8): the Diet Coke Koozie and Drinks Well With Others are crowd favorites.
- Crew socks ($18): Therapy Socks, Ho Ho Ho Socks and 20+ more funny designs.
For the Nebraskan (or the One Who Moved Away)
Our NE or Nowhere collection is made for Husker Saturdays, homesick transplants and anyone who says Nebraska like it's a personality trait.
Nebraska or Nowhere Retro Crewneck$48
NE or Nowhere Tee$32
Nebraska Heart Crew Socks$18
NE or Nowhere Chrome Koozie$8
- Nebraska or Nowhere Retro Crewneck ($48), the coziest gameday layer.
- NE or Nowhere Tee ($32) and the Chrome Pocket Tee ($32).
- Nebraska Heart Crew Socks ($18).
- NE or Nowhere Chrome Koozie ($8) and the Nebraska or Nowhere Sticker ($4) for tailgate stocking stuffers.
For the Gilmore Girls Fan
For anyone who was raised by Lorelai, rooting for Luke or quietly having a drink with Emily. Shop the full Gilmore Girls collection.
- Raised By Lorelai Gilmore Crewneck ($55) with matching Gilmore Girls Sweatpants ($55) for the ultimate rewatch set.
- Raised By Lorelai Gilmore Tie Dye Tee ($32).
- Luke Danes Fan Club Washed Hat ($15).
- Stickers ($4): Paris Geller Fan Club, Logan Huntzberger and Honorary Gilmore Girl.
For the Friend Who Needs a Pick-Me-Up
A lot of what we make is about mental health, because no one is okay all the time. These are the gifts that say "I'm thinking about you" without making it weird.
Tomorrow Needs You Pennant$55
Tell Your People You Love Them Tee$36
Tell Your People You Love Them Sticker$4
- Tomorrow Needs You Pennant ($55), a wool felt reminder made to last a lifetime.
- Tell Your People You Love Them Tee ($36).
- Therapy Socks ($18), for anyone doing the work.
- Encouraging art prints for a desk, dorm or new apartment.
For the Hostess and the Homebody
- All People Are Welcome Here Pennant ($55), our mantra since day one and a thoughtful housewarming gift.
- Cozy Club Slippers ($24) for the friend who's always home by nine.
- Merrier With a Martini Crewneck ($38) for holiday parties.
- A matchbox and a candle, the easiest hostess gift there is.
Shop in Person
Want to see it before you buy? Find The Cold Hearted Co. at The LNK Society at 4019 S 48th St in Lincoln, at markets around Omaha and Lincoln, and in 90+ shops across the U.S. and Canada. Orders over $75 ship free.
Still stuck? Shop our full Gifts collection.